Category: Entertainment

Entertainment, LGBT, Parenting

Why Do You Think I Love Plaid Shirts Mum?

Nov 17th… ‘Shopping for Lesbian Biscuits.’ ‘Mum, have you noticed that I favour plaid.’ ‘What’s PLAD?’ She crunched. ‘Is it another one of your new terms?’ ‘No Mum, plaid, you know, flasks, lumberjacks, highland toffee, cowgirls, picnic blankets.’ I think it’s fascinating that so many lesbians are drawn to a checked shirt, myself included. There …

Entertainment, LGBT, Parenting

Windermere Is Heaving With Lesbians

‘Do you know where you’ll find the most lesbians in one place Mum?’ I asked. ‘Where love?’ She crunched. ‘In the Gay Village?’ ‘No, The Lake District.’ ‘Really?’ ‘Absolutely, Windermere is heaving with lesbians. Kendal’s a bit quieter but Keswick is practically a convention.’ ‘Is it?’ She slurped. ‘I wonder why?’ ‘It’s obvious, lesbians love …

Entertainment, LGBT

Cliff’s Not Gay!

Lesbian Biscuits… ‘Do you know if Spandau Ballet had a big Gay following in the 80’s Mum?’ ‘I wouldn’t know love.’ She slurped. No that’s right she wouldn’t, why would she? Mum has never really been a dedicated follower of fashion trends and pop culture. I remember her watching Top of the Pops once, blinking …

Anti-Bullying, Education, Entertainment

You Might Say I’m An Introvert/Extrovert

You might say I’m an introvert/extrovert as I’m happy to be both behind the scenes and centre stage.  I’m not happy when I stay in my comfort zone for too long however, as a creative, I get bored.  Boredom however eventually provokes action and productivity. I’ve persued many different projects for thrills and excitement throughout …

Entertainment, Parenting

They Are All Skint And Half A Stone Heavier

Hi Mum, ‘Hiya Queen.’ I’m just sitting here, staring at the all the Christmas decs and wondering when I’ll find the motivation to take them down. ‘You’re funny you.’ I did get off the settee at one point and make my way over to the mantelpiece to make a start on the Christmas cards but …

Education, Entertainment, Parenting

Defiance, Meltdowns & Tantrums

‘Birds Can Fly, Birds Can Fly.’ The language I use in my story telling has been tried and tested throughout my career. A puzzling look on a child’s face has taught me about disconnection. It’s like modern technology buffering until it’s computed the information I wish to share. Defiance, meltdowns and tantrums have taught me …