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Mum and I got onto the topic of food again. ‘How do you mean, ‘lesbian cuisine?’ She slurped. ‘I don’t know love….what do you think lesbians like to eat?’ ‘Well these are definitely lesbian biscuits for a start Mum.’ ‘Don’t be daft, here do you want a plate?’ She nudged, dusting the crumbs heavy handedly …
‘We should go easy on these Frangipanes’ Mum crunched. ‘Here, take them off me.’ ‘I know, I’m the same’ I said, nibbling on my second one that morning. ‘I’ve suddenly developed a huge lesbian appetite.’ ‘A huge appetite for lesbians?’ ‘No, just cravings for more pub lunches, carpet picnics, romantic dinner dates and magnums, you …
Dear Dennis, Happy 1st Christmas 🎄 I know you must be thinking your ship has come in, now that we’ve brought a fully grown tree into the house. For months you’ve been running in the back door with twigs, leaves and bits of bark. You’ve shredded them into woody potpourri and left them for us …
Morning Mum, ‘Morning my Love.’ It’s chucking it down and blowing a gale here today. ‘Is it Love? Did Frankie take a coat?’ Yes, I insisted she draped it over her arm as she backed out the door with a piece of toast in her mouth, her lunch box swinging off her shoulder and her …
Hi Mum, Are you awake? ‘Yes Love, I’m still up, how are you Queen?’ I’m doing ok Mum, loving being here at home on the farm for our second Christmas, just wish you were here with us obviously. ‘I wish I was down there with you all too my Love.’ Is it nice to be …
Christmas is normally the busiest time of year for Children’s Entertainers. It’s crackers! 😂 When I brought Frankie home on 28th November 2010 I took maternity/adoption leave over the holiday season. My lovely friends and fellow seasoned entertainers Lucy Wilkinson and Philip Partridge covered all my bookings. At the height of my career between 1990 …
Dear Frankie, They picked me for you. It was almost 11 years ago now. Tens of people had their say, gave their professional opinion and matched us. You, the most beautiful, caring, kind soul and me this most unusual potato. I know there probably isn’t any other adoptive parents out there who dress up as …
‘Why is it Mum, when you see a group of lesbians together on TV, they are always in prison? We’re not all ‘Bad Girls’ surely?’ ‘Certainly not!’ She crunched. ‘If you think about it, perhaps the reason we all assume lesbians wear dungarees and boiler suits is because we’ve been type cast as criminals in …
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Morning Mum, I forgot to buy a prawn ring from Iceland. ‘Don’t worry love, you don’t need a prawn ring, you’re right, it was mainly water and the prawns weren’t very big anyway.’ It was well worth a fiver and I’m sorry I took the Micky out of your prawn ring year after year. It’s …