Dear Frankie, I know that opening presents and receiving gifts at Christmas is awesome, special surprises are hidden in stockings and sacks to find by the fireplace and at the foot of the bed. We are very fortunate people. It’s a brilliant concept, it really is and now you’re older you’ve started to appreciate the …
A Chicken Kiev Behind The Cooker.
Mum and I got onto the topic of food again. ‘How do you mean, ‘lesbian cuisine?’ She slurped. ‘I don’t know love….what do you think lesbians like to eat?’ ‘Well these are definitely lesbian biscuits for a start Mum.’ ‘Don’t be daft, here do you want a plate?’ She nudged, dusting the crumbs heavy handedly …
It’s More Likely You’re Going Through The Menopause Love.
‘You’re happy, that’s what it is.’ She continued. My Mother was right but then I’d been happy and skinny in my life too. I knew there was definitely more to having a healthy lesbian appetite and I wanted to discuss it over more tea and frangipanes. ‘I’ve got boobs now as well and you know …
Lesbian Biscuits
‘We should go easy on these Frangipanes’ Mum crunched. ‘Here, take them off me.’ ‘I know, I’m the same’ I said, nibbling on my second one that morning. ‘I’ve suddenly developed a huge lesbian appetite.’ ‘A huge appetite for lesbians?’ ‘No, just cravings for more pub lunches, carpet picnics, romantic dinner dates and magnums, you …
The Day After Boxing Day
Morning Mum, ‘Morning Love.’ It’s that funny old day again today, you know, December the 27th, the one after Boxing Day, the day before Charl’s Birthday, 2 days before our Grace’s and 3 before mine. It’s 4 days before New Year’s Eve and 5 before New Years Day. ‘It is Love you’re right.’ It’s always …
I Know Of No Greater Spirit Guide
Hi Mum, Well, it’s Boxing Day, we made it. ‘Hello my Love, well what did I tell you?’ You were right, I didn’t just make the most of it, I genuinely enjoyed every single minute. It wasn’t even an effort, it was a delight. Did you see I set a place for you at the …
Dachshund Through The Snow
Dear Dennis, Happy 1st Christmas 🎄 I know you must be thinking your ship has come in, now that we’ve brought a fully grown tree into the house. For months you’ve been running in the back door with twigs, leaves and bits of bark. You’ve shredded them into woody potpourri and left them for us …
Your Wet Brolly And Rain hood Drying On The Radiator
Morning Mum, ‘Morning my Love.’ It’s chucking it down and blowing a gale here today. ‘Is it Love? Did Frankie take a coat?’ Yes, I insisted she draped it over her arm as she backed out the door with a piece of toast in her mouth, her lunch box swinging off her shoulder and her …
Technobaby
Dear Frankie, I want you to understand the reasons why I gave you an iPhone 6 at the age of 8 years old. For now, It’s a clock, a calendar and a camera. It’s a TV, a video recorder and a music player. It’s a note book, an encyclopaedia and a diary. When you are …
Use The Power Of Kindness
Dear Frankie, We have always talked about the importance of being kind to others. We help heal people, not hurt them. If they try to hurt us, we stay strong and use our ‘Kind Powers’ to protect our minds and bodies. Forgiveness is our medicine, we use it to improve our wellbeing. You have been …