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Hi Mum. ‘Hiya Love.’ Week today. ‘Is it Love? It can’t be, gosh it’s coming round fast.’ Did you see me Christmas shopping today Mum? ‘I did Love, I saw you in Boots.’ I always wear boots, especially this time of year. ‘No Love, Boots, the big one opposite Primark and I saw you in …
As I slurped my tea and crunched my frangipane I pointed out another self revelation to my patient Mother. ‘Lesbians can’t just go to the hairdressers and have a trim.’ I revealed. ‘How do you mean love?’ ‘Our hair goes on a journey of self discovery all on it’s own. It has to fight for …
Dear Frankie, I’d like to raise a toast to you, well not just a slice of toast, some muffins, pittas and pancakes too. I’d like to salute you with a baguette and a tiger loaf. You are probably wondering where I’m going with this but stay with me, it’s worth me noting down this observation …
Dear Frankie, Before things take off to a stratospheric level, I wanted to write to you and say a huge ‘Thank You.’ Thank you for your constant belief in me and my abilities to navigate us through my very unusual Life Style Business. I hope it teaches you valuable lessons as I know you are …
Dear Frankie. The reason I leave love notes in your lunch box is because, I’m not always there to hug and squeeze you in person and I miss you when you’re at school. The reason I let you come in my bed sometimes with ten teddies and a plastic doll that digs me in my …
Dear Frankie, Nothing you’ve ever done is naughty. Let me repeat that. Nothing you’ve ever done is naughty. The reason I know this is because I know for a fact that children aren’t naughty. How do I know this as fact? The answer is because all children are born innocent. I’ve always been interested in …
Dear Frankie, I’ve been a mother to a teenager now for just over 2 weeks and I’m loving it. I know it’s early days and I have a lot more to learn from you but I just wanted to say thanks for the ride. I’m sure the next 7 years is going to be an …
Dear Frankie, Can we talk about LGBTQ? Lesbian, Gay, Bi Sexual, Trans, Queer humans, animals and plants. It’s actually better to talk ‘with’ homosexual and transgender people, animals and plants, as you will gain a much broader understanding of what these group of letters may mean to different people. Any in depth discussion or casual …
When I told my Mum I was dating a woman, the first words out of her mouth were… ‘Ooh look, B&M’s have got a discount on flapjacks.’ We were in the van driving somewhere for the day when this revelation took hold of her. We discussed this breakthrough discount for a few moments before back …
Happy Birthday Mum! Look at your little face, you’d only had 3 birthdays up until then. I assume you are here at nursery with your mates. It’s not your birthday in the photo or indeed your party but I’m winging my imagination to try and recreate one. Look at you all playing outside, where …